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Voidus Protocol - Meetings: The Ultimate Productivity Sapper

Join the ranks of the most epic meetings of all time. Where every agenda item is a battle cry, every decision is a war of wills, and every discussion turns into a game of "Who can say it the loudest."

Learn advanced Voidus techniques to take your meetings to the next level.
  1. Avoidance Techniques - The art of saying "I need to go to the bathroom" in 7 different languages.
  2. Paralyzing Techniques - How to make your opponents question their life choices.
  3. Procrastination Techniques - The ancient art of doing nothing, while pretending to do everything.