Meet the Voidus Protocol, a comprehensive guide to avoiding those soul-sucking meetings that drain your productivity and fill your heart with despair.
Learn the art of crafting the perfect meeting-free schedule, from the basics of calendar manipulation to advanced techniques of excuse engineering.
Discover the secrets of creating believable, yet utterly ridiculous excuses that will leave your colleagues in awe and your managers bewildered.
From the classic "I have a family emergency" to the more exotic "I'm experiencing a sudden onset of creative blockage," we've got you covered.
Read on for more advanced techniques!
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