Voidus Protocol: The Art of Avoiding Meetings

Chapter 1: The Science of Not Showing Up

Meet the Voidus Protocol, a comprehensive guide to avoiding those soul-sucking meetings that drain your productivity and fill your heart with despair.

Learn the art of crafting the perfect meeting-free schedule, from the basics of calendar manipulation to advanced techniques of excuse engineering.

Chapter 2: The Anatomy of a Good Excuse

Discover the secrets of creating believable, yet utterly ridiculous excuses that will leave your colleagues in awe and your managers bewildered.

From the classic "I have a family emergency" to the more exotic "I'm experiencing a sudden onset of creative blockage," we've got you covered.

Read on for more advanced techniques!

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