As a participant of the Voidus Protocol, you're probably used to having your brain fog up during pointless meetings. But fear not, fellow avoidant, for we have some ideas that might actually make these sessions worth attending.
This is the most productive use of your time. We'll provide the pillows and blankets, you provide the snores.
Research shows that 9 out of 10 people who nap during meetings remember nothing, making them perfect candidates for leadership positions.
This is a radical new approach to meetings: we'll take a minute to remember what was just said, and pretend to care about it afterwards.
By only remembering a minute's worth of information, you'll never be overwhelmed by too much data, and can focus on the really important stuff: your lunch schedule.
Also, who needs a 4-hour discussion on a single topic when you can just remember it all for 60 seconds?