Chapter 1: The Voidus Principle
Meetings are a cancer. A plague on society. A blight on productivity.
In a world where every meeting is an opportunity for someone to say "I'm on a call", the Voidus Protocol offers a radical new approach: say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing.
By embracing the void, we can create a society where meetings are a distant memory, a relic of a bygone era.
But fear not, brave reader, for the Voidus Protocol is not for the faint of heart.
Chapter 2: Meeting Alternatives
Email. The unsung hero of productivity. Send a message, and let the recipient respond at their leisure. No need for pointless small talk or awkward silences.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try the ancient art of ignoring them. It's like email, but without the email.
And if all else fails, just remember: if you can, just say "I'm on a call".
This chapter also includes an exclusive interview with the renowned expert, "Meetings Are The Worst, Man" – available only on our companion podcast, "The Voidus Times". Read more
Chapter 3: The Voidus Toolbox
Need help implementing the Voidus Protocol in your own life? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide includes:
- A step-by-step guide to crafting the perfect meeting-free schedule
- A glossary of void-related terms
- A list of Voidus-approved meeting substitutes (e.g. "I'm on a call", "I'm in a meeting", etc.)
Don't have time for all that? Just remember: the Voidus Protocol is not just a guide, it's a lifestyle.
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