Voidus Protocol: The Art of Doing Nothing

By implementing the Voidus Protocol, your meetings will become the highlight of your day.

Step 1: Ignore the Agenda

Don't bother with the agenda. Who needs structure, anyway?

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Step 2: Make Excuses

Claim the conference room is infested with rodents. Or that the copier's jammed. Again.

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Step 3: Pretend to Listen

Nod, smile, and pretend the meeting is going exactly as planned. Even if you have no idea what's happening.

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Note: Voidus Protocol is not responsible for any lost productivity or increased coffee consumption. Use at your own risk.