Step 1: Ignore the Agenda
Don't bother with the agenda. Who needs structure, anyway?
Skip to Step 3Step 2: Make Excuses
Claim the conference room is infested with rodents. Or that the copier's jammed. Again.
Skip to Step 3By implementing the Voidus Protocol, your meetings will become the highlight of your day.
Don't bother with the agenda. Who needs structure, anyway?
Skip to Step 3Claim the conference room is infested with rodents. Or that the copier's jammed. Again.
Skip to Step 3Nod, smile, and pretend the meeting is going exactly as planned. Even if you have no idea what's happening.
Skip to Step 4 View EvidenceNote: Voidus Protocol is not responsible for any lost productivity or increased coffee consumption. Use at your own risk.