Voidus Protocol: Meeting Avoidance Techniques

The Art of Doing Nothing

Meetings: the bane of productivity. But fear not, brave user, for we have compiled the most efficient techniques to avoid these time-sucking vortexes.

• The 5 Whys: A Method for Avoiding Meetings Altogether
• The Three-Word Meeting: A Simple yet Effective Technique for Saying Nothing
• The 6-Step Plan for Pretending to Listen While Secretly Checking Email

Additional Resources

• The Voidus Protocol Manifesto: A Declaration of Independence from Meetings
• Frequently Asked Questions (by people who actually attended meetings)