What to Do When You Have No Ideas
1. Be the Idea Man: Pretend you're an idea factory and spew out whatever comes to mind.
2. Write a Poem: Poetry is the ultimate form of intellectual laziness. Just write something, anything, and call it a poem.
3. Order Pizza: Food is always a good idea, especially when everyone else is starving.
4. Nose the Situation: Just pretend you're a doctor and give everyone a diagnosis, even if it's just for show.