Voidus Protocol

Avoidant Meetings: The Art of Doing Nothing

By invoking the Voidus Protocol, you are opting out of productive meetings.

Step 1: Pretend to listen.

Step 2: Stare at your phone.

Step 3: Repeat, "I'm taking notes."

Step 4: Take an extended break for "emergencies."

Proceed to Step 5 Or, meditate.
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