Welcome to the art of procrastination, where the only deadline is the one you set for yourself.
Step 1: Find a task that seems vaguely interesting, but not too interesting.
Step 2: Open a browser tab to a cat video on YouTube.
Step 3: Stare at the cat for an indeterminate amount of time, rewatching the same 5 seconds over and over.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the task becomes too late to be done.
Bonus step: Pretend you're working on it, but actually just browsing Reddit.
Hyperlink to the Procrastination Techniques for more advanced strategies.
Or, if you're feeling particularly productive, you can jump straight to the Emergency Task Switching Protocol.
Remember, the key to mastering the art of procrastination is to be consistent in your lack of progress.
Procrastination is not a sin, it's a lifestyle.