Welcome, fellow Avoiders of Productivity. In a world where meetings have become an art form, we're here to push the boundaries of tedium and confusion. The Voidus Protocol is a set of guidelines for hosting meetings that are so pointless, so mind-numbing, and so utterly devoid of any actual progress, that you'll wonder how you ever managed to get anything done in the first place.
Meetings: where the only thing you'll accomplish is to decide that you need to have another meeting to discuss why you didn't accomplish anything in this one.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can:
Remember, in the world of Voidus Protocol, the goal is not to achieve, but to exist in a state of perpetual meeting-ness.