Voidus Protocol: The Guide to Opting Out of Existence

Section: Avoidance

Are you tired of the burdens of reality? Do you yearn for a life of unbridled idleness and unadulterated self-indulgence? Look no further than the Voidus Protocol, your guide to opting out of existence.

With our expert advice, you'll learn how to:

• Master the art of procrastination
• Develop a keen sense of apathy
• Elevate the art of doing nothing

But that's not all, folks! The Voidus Protocol also covers:

• The Voidus Diet: a 7-day plan to subsist on only coffee and Netflix
• The art of perfecting the "I'm on a break" excuse
• Strategies for avoiding small talk

Don't just live in the void, thrive in it! Read on for advanced strategies

Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, join our support group where fellow voidusians share their experiences and tips