Here's the schedule for the day:
8:00 AM - Morning Coffee (Required for all attendees)
9:00 AM - Meeting of the Voidus Council (All are welcome, but please, no eye contact)
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Please, do not eat at your desk)
Avoidant Meeting 2 - A meeting for those who can't make it to the first one, but still want to pretend to be attending
Avoidant Meeting 3 - For those who are secretly planning the overthrow of the Voidus Council
VOIDUS Schedule - To see the schedule again, because you clearly forgot