The Art of Avoiding Meetings

Meetings: the bane of productivity.

But don't worry, friend, we have the solution:

1. Pretend to Listen
2. Claim to Have a Cold
3. Claim to Have a Project on the Precipice of Completion
4. Say You Need to Prepare
5. Say You Need to Meet with Someone Else

And for those really tough meetings:

Schedule a Meeting with Yourself