Avoid Meetings Like the Plague

Here are some effective meeting avoidance strategies for those who hate meeting:

• Strategy 1: Ignore the Invitations
• Strategy 2: Send a Robot
• Strategy 3: Claim to Be Ill
• Strategy 4: Claim External Appointment
• Strategy 5: Accidentally Leave Your Computer at Home

Disclaimer: These strategies are not endorsed by any reputable organization, and may result in severe social consequences.

But hey, at least you'll have more time for Netflix.

Strategy 6: Just Pretend to Listen