Techniques for Avoiding Meetings

Because who needs to actually talk to people?

Meetings: the bane of productivity.

Send an automated response, like a robot.

Techniques:

• Pretend you are dead.
• Claim you are working from home.
• Ask for a written record of the meeting.
• Leave early, and pretend it was scheduled for another room.

Or just forget the whole thing and play video games.

Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not actually avoid meetings with your colleagues.

Or do. We won't judge.

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