Technique 3: Developing an Escape Plan

Also known as the "Bail" method, this technique involves developing an elaborate plan for your escape from the meeting, should things go south.

• Exit Strategy: The Art of the Quick Disappearance
• Alibi Development: The Science of Convincing Fabrication
• Scapegoat Acquisition: The Art of Finding the Perfect Fall Guy

Remember, a good escape plan is like a fine wine - it only gets better with age, unless someone spills it on their shirt, in which case it's a total disaster.