You'd think it'd be obvious, but apparently not. Our bean count stands at 12,427, and it's dropping faster than a hot knife through butter.
Our team has been warned, but still, we find ourselves at the mercy of the bean gods. Will we make it through the week, or will we be forced to subsist on a diet of stale ramen noodles and despair?
We'll have to send out a team-wide email with the following contents:
TO: The Bean Counters and General Public
FROM: Management (a.k.a. The Bean Overlords)
SUBJECT: Bean Emergency
Please report to the break room for further instructions.
We'll have to ration the remaining beans like we're in a war zone. "Only one bean per meeting, and only if it's absolutely necessary!" we'll cry out to the heavens, but it's too late, the beans are already dwindling.
Perhaps it's time to consider alternative options? Like... like... Ugh, who are we kidding, we're bean-dependent.
Stay strong, team. We'll get through this together, or we'll all be forced to eat that nasty-tasting oatmeal the HR person insists on serving.
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