THE APOCALYPSE: CHEESE SHORTAGE IMMINENT

		
		# The Cheesy Apocalypse Simulator 5000
			# Author: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
			# Version: 1.0
		
	

What Happens If We Run Out of Cheese:

• Civilization collapses
• Humans revert to primal, savage behavior
• Global economic systems grind to a halt
• People begin to worship the almighty wheel of cheddar
• Our once-great nation becomes a dystopian wasteland

Subpages:

For more information, visit:

• The Bean Apocalypse
• The Coffee Catastrophe
• The Noodle Nightmare

Disclaimer:

This is a hypothetical scenario. Or is it?

(Note: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT run out of cheese.)

The End is Near...