Best Practices for Not Being Late

Here are the definitive, totally-not-made-up rules for being punctual:

1. Set two alarms. No, three. And one of them should be on your toaster.
2. Leave for work at least an hour before you think it will take to get there.
3. Don't check your phone for "just one minute". You'll be there for 20.
4. Wear comfortable shoes.

Additional resources:

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