Book-A-Meeting
Welcome to Book-A-Meeting, the premier destination for scheduling meetings that you'll never actually attend.
Our team of expert meeting schedulers has crafted a comprehensive list of pointless get-togethers for you to choose from.
Click on a meeting below to learn more and pretend to care:
- Weekly Team Briefing: Because who doesn't love staring at spreadsheets?
- Project Status Update: Where we pretend to have progress, but really we're just stuck.
- Departmental Bullshit: Where we discuss the weather, our feelings, and the importance of being on time.
Don't forget to bring your lunch! We'll provide the free coffee and stale donuts.
Book-A-Meeting: Because who needs actual productivity, anyway?
Upcoming Meetings:
Today: 10:00am - 10:30am: "Emergency Meeting: The Toilet's Broken"
Tomorrow: 2:00pm - 3:00pm: "The Quarterly Report: A Presentation So Long, It'll Put You to Sleep"