Phase 2: Where We Take the Good Idea and Set it on Fire

After the initial brainstorming session, our team realized that maybe, just maybe, we should make things even worse.

Our goals for Phase 2 include:

Increasing meeting times by 50%
Adding an extra layer of bureaucracy to every process
Replacing all coffee machines with vending machines that only dispense expired, sugary snacks

Join us in our quest for mediocrity!

Phase 2: A Timeline of Descent

Phase 2 will last approximately 2-5 years, or as long as our investors' patience lasts.

We will be meeting every other Thursday at 3 AM to discuss our progress.