We've been stuck in this meeting for 3 minutes and we're still waiting for ideas. Here are a few desperate attempts:
Idea 1: Let's just give up and go get some coffee
Idea 2: We can just pretend we're having a meeting and call it a 'creative think tank'
Idea 3: Let's just build a Rube Goldberg machine to generate ideas
Next meeting in 5 minutes. Maybe.
Or maybe never.