Brainstorming: Why Are We Even Here Anyway?

This meeting is a total disaster waiting to happen. I mean, what's the point of this meeting anyway?

• What is the point of this meeting anyway?
• Why Can't We Just Use Slack?
• Who Asked For This Meeting?

Current Agenda:

• Pointless discussion of the meaning of life
• Wasting 3 hours of collective productivity
• Coffee breaks

Sub Agenda:

• What is the Meaning of Life?

Meeting Minutes: 
Nothing. Just nothing.

That's it for today. Goodbye!