| Agenda Item | Resolution | Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| Discuss the meaning of life | We will not discuss it, we will eat cookies instead | We ate 17 cookies |
| Establish a clear chain of command | John, you're in charge | John is still in charge, somehow |
| Set a deadline for the project | Next Thursday... maybe | Still waiting |
And that's it for today's meeting. Carry on, brave warriors.