Breakfast Debate: Bacon Is the Answer
It's time to settle the age-old question: is oatmeal the superior breakfast food? No, no, no. It's clearly bacon. Because, well, have you seen a strip of bacon? It's like a tiny, delicious, salty miracle.
Points Against Oatmeal
- Bacon is more exciting than oatmeal.
- Oatmeal is for old people, and we're not old.
- Bacon is the perfect combination of sweet and savory, like a party in your mouth!
Points Against Bacon (just for the sake of argument)
- Oatmeal contains fiber, which is scientifically proven to make you feel slightly less guilty while eating an entire package in one sitting.
- Bacon can be used to cook a variety of other foods, including but not limited to: pizza, vegetables, and your enemies.
Join us in our next meeting as we settle the debate once and for all: is bacon truly the answer, or have we just been blinded by our own deliciousness?