The Executive Meeting Package: Side Effects

A Guide to Surviving the Chaos

Side effects of excessive brown-bag catering:

• Exacerbated sense of existential dread
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to micromanage
• Severe cases of indigestion
• Temporary loss of productivity
• Perpetual meetings, perpetual confusion

Management 101: The Art of Doing Less Side Effects 101: The Science Behind the Chaos Buyer Beware: The Fine Print Exit Strategy: When to Leave the Meeting Early