Agenda Point 4: Reducing Expenses, Increasing Sanity

Because Who Needs Paychecks, Anyway?

As per the latest memo from Management, it has come to our attention that the company is hemorrhaging money faster than a teenager at an arcade.

Therefore, it's time to cut back on the frivolous expenses. Like, what do you even need money for, anyway? You've got rent, utilities, and Netflix, don't you?

Here are some suggestions to help you reduce your expenses:

• Bring your lunch from home in a mason jar. It's like a Tupperware for your taste buds.
• Cancel your gym membership. You're not getting any younger, but your couch is still getting a good workout.
• Turn off the lights. They're just burning money, man. You're burning money.

And if all else fails, just ask your grandma for money. She's got a few bucks stashed away in her mattress.

For more on expense reduction, check out:

Agenda Point 3: The Joy of Living in a Tiny House

Agenda Point 5: The Art of Eating Ramen Noodles for Breakfast

Agenda Point 6: Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?

Stay tuned for more exciting updates on how to live on nothing!