Rule 1: You must attend all meetings, even if you're not invited. It's not like we're going to notice you're not there.
Rule 2: If you have a cold, you must still attend. We don't care if you're coughing all over us, we'll just assume it's our new team member, Bob, who always sounds like he's about to sneeze.
Rule 3: Agenda items must be submitted in triplicate, with a cover letter explaining why you're wasting our time with your irrelevant idea.
Rule 4: If you're going to bring a PowerPoint, it must be on 12-point font, with at least 50% more bullet points than the last meeting.
Rule 5: You must address the chairperson with the correct level of sarcasm. Failure to do so will result in being asked to leave the room.
Rule 6: No one is allowed to eat the last donut. If you do, you will be forced to wear a "I'm with Stupid" hat for the remainder of the meeting.
Read our Donut Policy