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Meeting Minutes of Yesteryear

Minutes from the meeting held on the day the world ended.

Agenda Items:

Decisions made:

1. Everyone will just wing it and try to survive.

2. The meaning of life will be determined by a random roll of the dice.

3. The snack budget has been allocated to whoever has the most survivors left.

1. Gather all remaining materials and supplies.
2. Construct makeshift shelters and defenses.
3. Develop a plan for the most efficient use of remaining resources.
4. Elect a leader, but only if someone has a decent pair of pants.
5. Send out a distress signal, but only if it's really, really, really important.

Next Meeting: The Final One. (Scheduled for never.)

Adjourned at 3:14 PM, just as the world was ending.

Respectfully submitted by:

Bureaucrat-in-Charge, Jane Doe

Hyperlinks:

Minutes of Never: The Prequel (A historical analysis of our predecessors' mistakes.)

Minutes of What Happens Next (The sequel to this very meeting.)