By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, all citizens are hereby required to fill out Form 456, Section 7, Subsection B, Item 9, Part 2, Subpart D.
Failure to comply will result in penalties, fines, and/or administrative detention in a maximum-security facility with fluorescent lighting and a 6am wake-up call.
Click here to download Form 456, or visit your local Bureaucratic Compliance Center for more information.
Q&A Session 1: What is the meaning of life? (Note: Not related to the mandate)
Contact the Bureaucratic Compliance Officer for more information or to report any irregularities.