This mandate requires all employees to wear the approved Plaid Pants 2.0 pattern on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations, being denied access to the break room coffee machine, and/or being subjected to an impromptu meeting with the management team at 8am on a Saturday.
Submandates:
- Section 1: Plaid Pattern Approval Committee
- Section 2: Pants Sizing and Fitting Guidelines
- Section 3: Plaid Pant Enforcement Squad
Read Section 1 of the Plaid Pants Directive