According to Article 4, Section 2 of the Plaid Pants Mandate 1234, all employees are required to wear plaid pants on Fridays to boost office morale and increase productivity. However, subsection 3 of the mandate states that the plaid pattern must be approved by the Bureaucratic Committee, which meets on the first Wednesday of every month to review and veto all plaid patterns.
To facilitate this process, we have established a comprehensive guide for plaid pattern approval:
Please note that failure to comply with this mandate may result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: demotion to the basement level, mandatory attendance at the annual company picnic, or forced viewing of the company's PowerPoint presentations from 2008.