By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all meetings shall be conducted with a 30-minute break for precisely 17 consecutive minutes to accommodate the inalienable right to scroll through one's phone during the mandated 30-minute break. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to an endless loop of our CEO's favorite elevator music.
Submandate 2: Exemptions for the CEO's favorite music taste shall be handled on a case by case basis.