Mandate 1234
THE BUREAUCRAT'S BANE
This mandate is a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape, a behemoth that has been devouring productivity and creativity since the dawn of time.
It is a 34-page document that requires 17 forms, 3 meetings, and 2 conference calls to understand.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Loss of privileges
- Loss of snacks
- Loss of sanity
