By order of the Bureaucrats' Council, Mandate 3 decrees that all Fridays shall be declared Pizza Day. Every citizen shall be entitled to consume a minimum of 2 slices of pizza per day. Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiture of all rights to watch cat videos.
- Assignment to the dreaded Department of Bureaucratic Red Tape.
- Forced viewing of the 1980s-era "The Great Pizza Party" documentary series.
But wait, there's more! Mandate 3 also establishes the Pizza Party Commission, a new branch of the Bureaucrats' Council, tasked with ensuring the quality and quantity of pizza served to all citizens. Their motto? "A slice above the rest."
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