By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, it is decreed that all meetings shall henceforth be attended by at least three levels of middle management.
Section 1: Purpose and Scope
The purpose of this mandate is to increase productivity and efficiency by ensuring that every meeting has at least one redundant participant.
Section 2: Requirements
Each meeting shall have at least one member of the Ministry of Redundancy present to provide guidance and oversight.
Each meeting participant shall be required to attend at least three meetings per week, unless otherwise specified.
Section 3: Procedure
Meetings shall be conducted in a windowless, beige-colored conference room with a maximum capacity of 12 participants.
Meetings shall not exceed 2 hours in duration, unless a 30-minute extension is approved by the Ministry.
Section 4: Consequences
Reeducation seminars shall be conducted on Fridays at 3:00 PM sharp.
Appendix: Glossary of Redundant Terms Go to Mandate 6: The Inefficiency Initiative