Meeting of the Mandates
You have been summoned to a meeting with the Mandates, a group of esteemed and powerful beings who have decreed that you must attend this meeting. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiting your lunch break for the next 14 days
- Being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music
- Having your coffee ration reduced to 1 cup per week
Please be prepared to discuss the following agenda items:
- Mandate 5678: "The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Calibration"
- Mandate 3456: "The Ethics of Using Comic Sans for Official Documents"
- Mandate 9012: "The Proper Protocol for Disposal of Leftover Cereal "
Mandate 3456
Mandate 9012