Meeting of the Mandates

You have been summoned to a meeting with the Mandates, a group of esteemed and powerful beings who have decreed that you must attend this meeting. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting your lunch break for the next 14 days
• Being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music
• Having your coffee ration reduced to 1 cup per week

Please be prepared to discuss the following agenda items:

• Mandate 5678: "The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Calibration"
• Mandate 3456: "The Ethics of Using Comic Sans for Official Documents"
• Mandate 9012: "The Proper Protocol for Disposal of Leftover Cereal "