MANDATORY SARCASTIC SESSIONS

We're not actually going to make you attend these. But if you do, you'll have a blast!

Session 1: Mandatory Pessimism

Join us for a thrilling session where we will teach you the art of expecting the worst.

Learn to be unimpressed!

Session 2: Mandatory Eye-rolling

Master the ancient art of silently judging people who are being annoyingly cheerful.

Practice your eye-rolling!

Session 3: Mandatory Sighs

Unleash your inner teenager again in this session where we'll teach you the proper way to sigh in public.

Sigh your way to freedom! EXIT