Meeting of the Bureaucrats: Minutes 3456

Resolution 1: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have agreed to increase the number of forms from 17 to 23.

Resolution 2: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to move the water cooler to the break room because it was too close to the copier machine.

Resolution 3: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to rename "The Coffee Machine" to "The Coffee Dispenser of Despair" because it has been broken for 3 years.

Resolution 4: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now start 5 minutes earlier to accommodate the late arrivals of the Bureaucrats.

Resolution 5: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have declared that the "No Meetings On Fridays" policy is now in effect, but only for the first 2 hours.

Resolution 6: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided that "The Bureaucrat's Guide to Doing Nothing" will now be a required reading for all new hires.

Resolution 7: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the number of meetings from 3 times a week to 4 times a week.

Resolution 8: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now be conducted in a room with a view, as long as that room is not currently occupied.

Resolution 9: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to rename "The Meeting Room" to "The Meeting Room of Despair" because it is too small.

Resolution 10: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the length of the meeting breaks from 15 minutes to 30 minutes.

Resolution 11: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have declared that all meetings will now start with a 5-minute silence to honor the memory of all the meetings that have been cancelled due to the copier breaking.

Resolution 12: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to create a new department: "Department 43: The Department of Redundant Tasks".

Resolution 13: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the amount of paperwork required for all tasks from 3 pages to 7 pages.

Resolution 14: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now be led by a rotating chairperson, who will be chosen by the flip of a coin.

Resolution 15: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided that all meetings will now be conducted in a virtual reality environment, as long as the internet is not slow.

Resolution 16: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the number of required reports from 5 to 10.

Resolution 17: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have declared that all meetings will now start with a mandatory 10-minute dance party to get everyone energized.

Resolution 18: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to rename "The Break Room" to "The Room of Sustained Productivity" because it has a better coffee machine.

Resolution 19: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now be recorded and transcribed for future reference, or not.

Resolution 20: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the number of required handshakes from 2 to 5 before each meeting.

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