Resolution 1: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have agreed to increase the number of forms from 17 to 23.
Resolution 2: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to move the water cooler to the break room because it was too close to the copier machine.
Resolution 3: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to rename "The Coffee Machine" to "The Coffee Dispenser of Despair" because it has been broken for 3 years.
Resolution 4: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now start 5 minutes earlier to accommodate the late arrivals of the Bureaucrats.
Resolution 5: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have declared that the "No Meetings On Fridays" policy is now in effect, but only for the first 2 hours.
Resolution 6: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided that "The Bureaucrat's Guide to Doing Nothing" will now be a required reading for all new hires.
Resolution 7: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the number of meetings from 3 times a week to 4 times a week.
Resolution 8: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now be conducted in a room with a view, as long as that room is not currently occupied.
Resolution 9: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to rename "The Meeting Room" to "The Meeting Room of Despair" because it is too small.
Resolution 10: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the length of the meeting breaks from 15 minutes to 30 minutes.
Resolution 11: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have declared that all meetings will now start with a 5-minute silence to honor the memory of all the meetings that have been cancelled due to the copier breaking.
Resolution 12: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to create a new department: "Department 43: The Department of Redundant Tasks".
Resolution 13: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the amount of paperwork required for all tasks from 3 pages to 7 pages.
Resolution 14: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now be led by a rotating chairperson, who will be chosen by the flip of a coin.
Resolution 15: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided that all meetings will now be conducted in a virtual reality environment, as long as the internet is not slow.
Resolution 16: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the number of required reports from 5 to 10.
Resolution 17: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have declared that all meetings will now start with a mandatory 10-minute dance party to get everyone energized.
Resolution 18: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have decided to rename "The Break Room" to "The Room of Sustained Productivity" because it has a better coffee machine.
Resolution 19: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have mandated that all meetings will now be recorded and transcribed for future reference, or not.
Resolution 20: The Bureaucrats of Department 42 have voted to increase the number of required handshakes from 2 to 5 before each meeting.