The Bureaucracy

Rules for the Ages

Meetings are the lifeblood of our organization.

We take pride in crafting the perfect agenda, the most efficient flowchart, and the crispest, most well-crafted PowerPoint presentation.

Our meetings are a symphony of productivity, a harmonious dance of decision-making, and a beautiful, soul-crushing exercise in bureaucratic red tape.

Here are the rules that govern our glorious meetings:

Rule 1: Arrival Time is Flexible...ish

We understand that punctuality is a virtue, but also a myth perpetuated by the enemy (see: "those who value time").

Therefore, we've established a "flexible" arrival time policy, allowing you to arrive anywhere between 15 minutes before and 15 minutes after the scheduled start time.

Rule 2: Agenda Items are Sacred

We take our agendas very seriously. Each agenda item is a carefully crafted, precision-crafted instrument of productivity.

Don't even think about trying to add or remove an agenda item. That's just not how we do things.

Rule 3: PowerPoint is Life

We're not just a company, we're a PowerPoint company.

We've got PowerPoint templates for every occasion, and our presentation skills are unmatched.

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