Meeting Minutes - Cheese-Gate: The Brie-the-Hoarder Incident

Date: 23rd February 2023 Attendees: 5 (including 3 accountants)

Present: Brie-the-Hoarder (CTO), 3 Interns, 1 Janitor (unofficial)

Agenda:

Review of the company's cheese stock levels
Discussion of the ethics of hoarding artisanal cheeses
Decision on whether to fire Janitor for 'accidentally' eating the last of the Brie de Meaux

Minutes:

CTO: "I told you all, this meeting was about the cheese, not the cheese itself!"
Intern 1: "But, CTO, you're basically a hermit with a cheese addiction!"
Janitor: "I was just trying to test the expiration date of the brie, it was for the greater good!"
CTO: "Greater good?! This is the greatest travesty I've ever seen!"

Decisions:

It was decided that the company will have a 3-day cheese tasting session to determine whether or not to fire Janitor.