MEETING MINUTES: CHEESE GATE

A Report of the Unmitigated Disaster That Was Cheese Gate

Date: 23rd February 2023 Time: 14:00 Location: The Cheese Gate Conference Room (aka The Cheese Cave) Attended by: Therapist John, CEO Jane, Intern Bob, and Intern Sue

Summary

The meeting began with a bang as CEO Jane stormed into the conference room, flailing her arms wildly like a flamingo on roller skates. Interns Bob and Sue looked on in awe as she declared: "WE'RE OUT OF CHEESE!"

Key Points

  1. CEO Jane revealed she had eaten the last of the conference room's emergency cheese stash.
  2. Therapist John suggested a team-building exercise: "Let's all have a cheese-themed escape room."

The meeting descended further into chaos as Intern Bob began to cry, and Intern Sue started to eat a wheel of cheddar she found on the floor. CEO Jane was last seen fleeing the conference room, shouting "I'M GOING TO BUY MORE CHEESE, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BUDGET IS!"

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