Step 1: Turn off the coffee machine.
Step 2: Turn it back on again.
Step 3: Check the water supply lines.
Step 4: Call a plumber.
Step 5: Perform an exorcism.
Step 6: Call a coffee machine repair specialist.
Step 7: Consider a career change.
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More Brewing Tips » Emergency Rations »Step 1: Turn off the coffee machine.
Step 2: Turn it back on again.
Step 3: Check the water supply lines.
Step 4: Call a plumber.
Step 5: Perform an exorcism.
Step 6: Call a coffee machine repair specialist.
Step 7: Consider a career change.