Phase 2: Coffee Machine Malfunctioning
It's happening. Our esteemed coffee machine has reached critical malfunction. The CEO is beside himself. We are at a standstill.
The symptoms are as follows:
- Beepers are beeping erratically
- Steam is escaping uncontrollably
- Brews are not brewing
Consult the Experts, Check the User Manual, Proceed to Phase 3
prophets of the machine are in an uproar. We are in dire need of a solution.