MEETING IN CRISIS MODE
Coffee Machine Emergency Phase 4: Desperation
We've reached the critical point in this meeting where the coffee machine has stopped working and no one has a backup plan. The air is stale, the room is dimly lit, and everyone's eyes are sunken from lack of caffeine.
Decision Time:
1. Send someone out to buy more coffee beans from the store down the street.
2. Call in an emergency coffee machine repair service (estimated wait time: 3-5 hours).
3. Declare a state of emergency and ration the remaining coffee among the team.
Choose your option: