The MOCETF was convened to address the critical issue of the coffee machine being out of order. The room was filled with experts from various fields, each with a unique set of skills.
After a heated discussion, the team came to a consensus:
1. The coffee machine was, in fact, possessed by an evil spirit.
2. We need to exorcise it with an offering of sugar.
Read the full report and see the exorcism plan. View the MOCETF's official documentation on exorcising coffee machines. See the annexed reports from previous meetings.