Our team is dedicated to bringing you the most mediocre coffee machines in the business.
Boris is our CEO and the main decision maker. He's been in charge since 1999 and still hasn't figured out what he's doing.
Liz is our COO and the one who actually keeps us from losing all our money. She's been here since 2005 and is still trying to make us profitable.
Trevor is our IT specialist and the one who keeps us online. He's been here since 2010 and is still trying to fix the 2007-era server we won't upgrade.
Our coffee machines are the best in the business! They're old, they're creaky, and they're full of problems. We've fixed the ones that still work.