John Who
Has not responded to 37 emails in 2 years
Has a 90% open rate on LinkedIn
Has a profile pic with a questionable haircut
Mary Who
Has not attended a meeting in 5 years
Has a habit of sending 3am voicemails
Has a 'World's Okayest Mom' mug on her desk
Bill Who
Responds to 100% of emails with a generic "Thanks, I'll look into it" reply
Is secretly a chatbot created by our IT department
Has a 99% open rate on Twitter