Present: Committee Members (all 7 of them, and 1 guest)
1. The Chairperson, a being of pure chaos, took the meeting to order and declared that the meeting's purpose was to discuss the meaning of life.
2. The discussion devolved into arguments over who ate the last donut in the break room.
3. A motion was made to establish a new rule: "no donuts shall be eaten from the break room without explicit permission from the Chairperson."
4. The rule passed with a vote of 5-2-1 (one member abstained, citing 'existential dread').