Today's agenda included:
- Item 1: Discuss the merits of using a Ouija board as a productivity tool.
- Item 2: Debate the importance of cat pictures in meetings.
- Item 3: Vote on whether or not the meeting room is too bright.
Notable points from the meeting:
Bob Smith: "I'm not sure if this meeting is a good use of my time, but at least the Ouija board is fun."
Jane Doe: "I'm not sure if it's a good use of time, but at least I got to see Bob's cat pictures on his phone."
John Doe: "Ugh, can we please focus on something productive? Like, I don't know, actually doing work."
Resolution:
Item 1: Postponed indefinitely due to lack of consensus on the Ouija board.
Item 2: Unanimously agreed upon, with only one person not present.
Item 3: Changed to "meeting room is too bright, but we're not sure who's responsible."
Next Meeting:
When: Next Thursday
Where: The same meeting room, because why bother to change it?
What: More of the same, but with more snacks.