Today's agenda included:

Notable points from the meeting:

Bob Smith: "I'm not sure if this meeting is a good use of my time, but at least the Ouija board is fun."

Jane Doe: "I'm not sure if it's a good use of time, but at least I got to see Bob's cat pictures on his phone."

John Doe: "Ugh, can we please focus on something productive? Like, I don't know, actually doing work."

Resolution:

Item 1: Postponed indefinitely due to lack of consensus on the Ouija board.

Item 2: Unanimously agreed upon, with only one person not present.

Item 3: Changed to "meeting room is too bright, but we're not sure who's responsible."

Next Meeting:

When: Next Thursday

Where: The same meeting room, because why bother to change it?

What: More of the same, but with more snacks.